Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Cinematic Legacy of 1980s John Lithgow




Whenever I think of my movie-crammed childhood, I always come back to John Lithgow. He was in so many damn classic 80s' movies. As a kid, he was just "that guy who was in that other movie." I wore out many of his video tapes from Buck-A-Day Video. Here's a few classics.


1983 - Twilight Zone: The Movie


 (My favorite was always the bulging eyes at the 4:20 mark)

  The first time I saw this movie was on HBO at some point in the late 80s'. I came in about more than halfway through and the first image I saw was this one:






Now that sleepless nights were unavoidable, I had to keep watching. I then came upon the fourth segment of the film starring Lithgow. I remember sharing in the complete dread of the situation. I've seen the original Twilight Zone episode on which its based and it isn't nearly as frightening. His progression into madness is amazing to watch because you see it both in his acting and his appearance. On every flight I'm on, I still look out at the wing to check, you know, just to make sure. 


1983 - The Day After

    

Ok, this was a TV movie, but I still count it. I watched it at some point when they ran it on television again. As a kid, I just wanted it to get to the part where the bombs go off. Lithgow doesn't appear until over an hour in as a college professor. Anytime I saw him as a professor or scientist, I always bought it. Kind of like James Cromwell always playing a politician. Lithgow  keeps a check on the radiation levels from the college and tries to communicate with the U.S. from a radio. He even gets the very unsettling final line of the film.

1984 Feb. 17th - Footloose



 It took me a long time to give this movie a chance. I only knew it as the movie the girls were swooning over while we guys were trying to figure which Goonie we were most like. I finally watched it one day and sure its cheesy, but it was the 80s, you could get away with it. John Lithgow is what you would consider the film's villain. The interesting thing about the film and Lithgow is that it would have been so easy to play his "reverend who bans rock music and dancing" as the atypical villain. Usually in films, the ultra conservative character is played in a more vile fashion with no sympathy. Most of your 80s' villains were very one-sided and they never learned anything and then someone threw them off a cliff. 
     Lithgow plays Rev. Shaw Moore as man so tortured by his past that he's unaware of the drastic nature of his solution. Before watching, I imagined I was going to hate his character. He ends up learning a valuable lesson by the end, without all the sap.


1984- August 14th - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension



  I'll be the first to admit, this movie isn't for everybody. It's very bizarre and at times a little slow. I caught it on cable because it was science fiction and I had to see everything the genre had to offer. Lithgow reveals some of his comic brilliance we would see in many later films. He hams up every one of his scenes, in a good way mind you. You can tell he's having a lot of fun on this set this day. He essentially plays two different characters, Dr. Emilio Lizardo and Lord John Whorfin (the first is possessed by the other). The signature Lithgow yell is heard often in this one.

1984 - Dec 7th - 2010: The Year We Make Contact




   1984 was a full year for him. 2010 wasn't really a blockbuster, but it did break about even and got nominated for 6 academy awards for its technical achievement. Lithgow had a supporting role as Dr. Walter Curnow, the man who designed the shuttle Discovery (from 2001; A Space Odyssey). He joins in the mission to investigate the events of the previous film. 2001 is a far superior film to 2010, but it is worth a watch. The scene that stands out for me the most is when Lithgow has to float from the Leonov to the Discovery to reactivate its systems. It's a very tense few minutes because of his fear of being in space for the first time. You really feel his claustrophobia and panic as it plays out. 

1985- Santa Claus: The Movie



  If you never saw this around Christmas as a kid, you missed out. I don't think its one you could watch for the first time now and think much of it. I always enjoyed it because Lithgow played his character, B.Z., as cartoonish as possible. If the villain in a kids' movie talks with a smarmy accent and has a cigar, you know he's the bad guy. I always thought candy canes that could make you fly would be fun, until the end of the movie when Lithgow finds himself in outer space (yet again). 

1986- The Manhattan Project



Here's one you can actually watch in full online. Basic plot, teenager (Paul) steals plutonium in an effort to build a nuclear bomb for his science fair in order to expose the weapons laboratory hiding in his hometown. A bit of a drastic solution. Lithgow plays Dr. John Mathewson, a scientist who works at the laboratory and is also dating Paul's mother. Paul is the star, but it's Mathewson's character who has the most growth by the end. I won't ruin the ending if you haven't seen it.


1987 - Harry and The Hendersons



 And finally, the list isn't complete without my favorite John Lithgow 80s' movie. It's the first one of his I saw in theaters. As a bigfoot fanatic, I loved the idea of finding one that was really nice and could basically be your pet. Lithgow plays the father in this one, with a lot more depth than you would usually see in a family film of this nature. I always got teary-eyed when Lithgow has to try and force Harry to return to the woods. I've seen this about a hundred times and its still as enjoyable as when I was a kid.


Tuesday, April 28, 2009

A Comparative Analysis of The Film Careers of Hulk Hogan and The Rock Part 2

Suburban Commando vs The Rundown






Hulk Hogan as Shep Ramsey
My neighborhood chum and I spent many saturdays renting Suburban Commando. Hogan transfers his acting talent from wrestler to alien. He comes from an alien race that also speaks english and struggles with male pattern baldness. This film was originally intended for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny Devito. They decided to do the Palm D' Or winning feature Twins. I can only dream about Arnold performing this scene:


If you watch the film closely, you can also see Christopher Lloyd's Back to the Future money running out.  


The Rock as Beck
His best movie so far. It's one of the better action star vehicles in the past ten years and I had hoped he would follow it up with even better work. I have nothing sarcastic to say about this one, which doesn't happen that often. Watch him in action:



     Winner! The Rock as Beck

  Suburban Commando will always have a cheesy place in my heart, but The Rundown has baboons. 


Gremlins 2 vs Be Cool




Hulk Hogan as Hulk Hogan 
  
  Hogan is the only person who can play Hogan in one of the best cameos ever.


The Rock as Elliot Wilhelm

     I don't think it's ever a good idea to be in a movie with John Travolta in his post-Battlefield Earth career. Be Cool is a failed attempt at recapturing the success of one of Travolta's best characters.  The producers figured if they could fill the movie with as many celebrities as possible, no one would really care what was happening on screen. This movie began a string of misfires for The Rock. 

  Winner! Hulk Hogan as Hulk Hogan
      
       Future civilizations will look back Gremlins 2 as a benchmark in cinema while DVDs of Be Cool rot in a landfill. 




Mr. Nanny vs The Gameplan 

      Hollywood Math Problem: Tough guy + sassy children = $$$


Hulk Hogan as Sean Armstrong

   I'm guessing in the original script, the main character's name was probably like Sean Smith or Sean Harrison until Hogan signed on. . This time around he plays a "former" wrestler, which adds an extra angle of intense psychological drama. Childish pranks are played on Hogan in an effort to get in him touch with his own inner child and thus become a caring person. To counteract that mushiness it has Sherman Hemsley offering a blackjack and a lead pipe to children in order to take care of a bully.

 The Rock as Joe Kingman
     
   Another strategically placed tough guy name. Methinks I see a pattern. The Rock discovers he has a little girl. Childish pranks are played on Rock in an effort to get him in touch with his own inner child  and thus become a caring person. Hmmmm...where have I heard that before....? At least in this one the dog wears the ballerina outfit instead of the star.


  Winner!   Sherman Hemsley



          Stay Tuned for Part 3!

Friday, April 24, 2009

A Comparative Analysis of The Film Careers of Hulk Hogan and The Rock





The '80s ushered along the idea that if you were a professional wrestler, you could also be a professional actor. I grew up on Hulk Hogan movies, and now a new generation is growing up on Dwayne "No Longer The Rock" Johnson movies. I thought I would take a moment to compare their film careers and decide who comes out on top. Both men began their careers by making appearances in two different film franchises.....




Rocky III vs. The Mummy Returns

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Hulk Hogan as
Thunderlips: The Ultimate Male

Somehow "Thunderlips" doesn't strike fear in me from someone who's supposed to be "The Ultimate Male". The granny panties don't help either. I would have enjoyed seeing more footage of arena security guards getting thrown around at a charity event. He does get bested by an 5'9 Stallone, who (with movie magic) throws him out of the ring. 

The Rock as
Mathayus: The Scorpion King

Kind of a kickass ring to it. Sort of invokes the idea of a man who commands the scorpions to do his bidding, Willard-style. That never happens though and it is a movie in the Mummy series. 


     Winner!   Mathayus: The Scorpion King

          Even though Thunderlips didn't have to sell his soul to Anubus in order to face Rocky, he is overshadowed by Clubber Lang in R3. The Rock is the only watchable part of Mummy Returns.



No Holds Barred vs The Scorpion King




Hulk Hogan as Rip

I assume as long as story pitches to Vince McMahon end with "and he's a wrestler" then the meeting is deemed successful. I do love this movie though. As a kid, I wanted to believe that I could one day be strong enough to burst out of the top of a limousine and fight the bad guys. I think the brilliance of this movie can be summed up with this scene. Hogan's acting is at its finest:




The Rock as
Mathayus: The Scorpion King

This time around, he's got his own movie. None of Stephen Sommers' cheesy direction and no Brendan Fraser yelling "I hate mummies". It's not a bad start for a action film career. You won't commonly see a wrestler in a business suit their first time out at the box office, so a loincloth film isn't out of the ordinary. It's a fun watch for FX on a Sunday. 


Winner!     Hulk Hogan as Rip

   I gotta call guilty pleasure on this one. No Hold Barred gets funnier and more absurd every time I watch it. I don't get as much out of Scorpion King. Also, I do believe Zeus would destroy Memnon in a fight.

                                                         


Stay Tuned for Part 2!   Suburban Commando vs The Rundown