You cannot deny the brilliance of a Chuck Norris Movie. He's had a resurgence as a pop culture subject in every form possible lately so I thought it would be fun to look back at some of the great taglines of his many action films. Here they are in all their glory:
Chuck Norris explodes across the screen!
A town without justice. A hero without fear
Don't Muck Around With An 18 Wheel Trucker.
A Bean Store Dolly and Million Miler...They Had an 18 Wheeler...And A Grudge.
The C.I.A can't afford John T. Booker...alive.
He hears the silence. He sees the darkness. Only he can stop the killing
In a world of choices, for one man there is no choice...he must face THE OCTAGON
Chuck Norris is Scott James, who must face the Ninja, the unholy masters of terror in... The Octagon
The Ninja, unholy masters of terror. No one will admit they still exist.
Only one man can stop them
Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon... he is a weapon!
What makes an ex-cop take the law in his own hands?
He's an indestructible man fused with powers beyond comprehension. An unstoppable terror who in one final showdown, will push Chuck Norris to his limits. And beyond.
Martial Arts Master Versus Superhuman Killing Machine!
Science created him. Now Chuck Norris must destroy him.
A walking weapon that never misses!
The "Mad Dog" Criminal...The "Lone Wolf" Lawman...The Ultimate Showdown
Chuck Norris is Lone Wolf McQuade. David Carradine is the man that got in his way. When Norris meets Carradine all hell breaks loose!
The war's not over until the last man comes home
Chuck Norris is back! A one-man time bomb set to explode!
A prisoner too strong to hold. A soldier too dangerous to let go.
Eddie Cusack's a good cop having a very bad day.
The toughest cop in the world...just got tougher.
America wasn't ready... but HE was!
They don't negotiate with terrorists...they blow them away!
A pair of down-and-out fortune hunters cash in on high adventure!
Heroes hit hardest.
Norris and the force are back.
He's so far undercover he may never get back.
A dreamer and a champion. An unbeatable team...Until his hero stepped out of his fantasies to fight at his side.
Mess with this Chicago cop and there's hell to pay.
A Chicago cop is about to face his worst nightmare... Only this time it's real...
One's tough... One's smart... Together they unleash explosive action!
They're licensed for action!
A mythical warrior and a group of adventurous kids must battle the odds to save the wilderness.
A magical mountain... A mysterious legend... A story of courage... Against all odds.
No mission is impossible.
Terrorism just met its worst enemy.
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